It smells like wet dog

I learned this lesson a couple years ago. Although it seems like a good idea to have a stroll in the rain, I quickly changed my mind when it started raining so hard it hurts and the dog is freaking out.

Where my head is

My brain is on vacation since my body is stuck at work and my bank account is empty.

Dancing alone in my underwear.

My roommate was out of town for the weekend. Admit it, you do it too.

Would you hire me?

I think I'm screwed.

I don't always follow trends

It took me a while to start packing all my heavy stuff into something I don't have to lug around on my shoulder.

Also, my brain shuts down after a big trip like I had over the weekend and spelling gets difficult.

I'm an ARTISTE!

Have you seen where my mind has gone? I can't seem to find it today.

A classified ad

This is semi-serious. I'm tired of dating meat eaters that complain about my lack of meat eating, then take me to steak houses where the only thing practical for me to eat is the side salad. 

So how was your holiday?

This is how mine went. :-(

Fireworks

Have fun and be safe this weekend. I'll be avoiding the heat as much as possible.

Conversations in my head

I'm pretty pissed off right now. I'm as mad at myself as I am at him. I should never let anyone be such an asshole to me just because I'm lonely.