On Monday

Sometimes the only good thing about Monday is being alive.

Hey! Come smell this!

Sometimes I worry if my body wash is enough to combat the smell or if I need to some heavy duty mechanic's soap or something.

Why I quit online dating

This is not how to hit on a woman, guys.  Imagine saying that to a random woman in a bar. You would be pepper sprayed and then beat up by the big bouncer. 

On another note, if anyone knows any dudes that are single, funny and won't threaten to rape me, send them my way.

On days that I don't work

I eat whatever is in the cupboard or freezer. This time, I had Frosted Mini Wheats, carrots, edamame, and some chocolate milk. I'm so glad they give me food at work. I think I would be malnourished if they didn't.

I got really bored

I tend to do some radical things when I spend too much time with just me and my video games.

The perils of shopping online

When I look for things online, I forget that I am really clumsy. I'm sure I can walk in those heels when I have trouble with my two inch wedges.

Ricardo

I used to have a brain damaged pacman frog. He could only hop to the right so he ended up moving in circles. He was really bad at hunting. He would try to get the bugs but would miss them. After a few days of not eating due to bad hunting, I would force feed him. I had to wedge his mouth open and put worms in there.

I never intended to keep him forever. I just kept him until I trusted someone to take good care of him. I wonder if he's still alive.