cooking at home

Yes, I went to culinary school. That doesn't mean that I can pull edible rainbows out of my butt.

Singing

Umm, yeah so

I don't really know how to go about this. These are the reasons why I will probably stay single.

HEAR ME ROAR!

This is not anyone in particular. I was feeling pretty rejected by a few people but then I realized that they aren't worth it anyways.

Here's something unrelated: I love to read comments, I like hearing feedback. I know people are looking at this. I see the stats. Tell me what you think!

No more migraines

I used to get sick all the time. I haven't had a migraine or random vomiting since becoming vegetarian.

Less than three

LASERS!

This character needs a name. Super Villainess is a pretty lame name.

Eyebrows

I lost my tweezers when I moved and refused to by another pair until last night. Also, I'm going on a road trip this weekend and am not bringing my computer so there won't be any updates.

Trying something different

Let me know what you think of this. It's my first paneled comic. If you like it great, if you all think it sucks than I probably won't post them much.

I like reptiles.

Whenever I see a lizard just hanging out, I always want to try to catch it. I will stop what I'm doing even if I'm too busy and try to catch the lizard.

SQUEEEEEE!!

Happy MLK Day

Ever wonder why I don't go out on weeknights? I've learned the hard way that this is a very unwise decision when I have to be at work at 6:30 am.

But I don't have to work today, so I'm going to the zoo.

What I do at the mall

people

I fell down the stairs

and messed up my knee again. The light at the end of the rehab tunnel that I was approaching just went out.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm a fashion disaster

This is only the beginning of the horrible things I wear.

Speaking of disasters, I found this link that gives you a few options of ways that you can help the people of Haiti.

Frustrations

and learning how to deal with them.

New tattoo

Word of advice to those of you that have never had a tattoo: don't poke anybody's tattoo especially if it's fresh.

I feel like throwing up

I'm so hungover.

Edit because I was too hungover to add context to this one yesterday.
First of all this is not an apology because it would be a pretty half assed apology. Now that that's out of the way, I drew this one because I looked back and realized that the way I went about things was a little too dramatic.  I was shocked at the blatant disregard for my feelings and rejection of my friendship. I wanted revenge. I thought about egging his truck but I decided that lashing out on the internet was a better option. I don't know what I thought I would accomplish with what I did. Maybe he would see what he had done and he would come back with an apology and a promise to make things right.  Maybe I was just jealous that he was making time for his new girlfriend and he wouldn't have done the same for me. Sharing the drawings made me feel better but also made me look like the crazy ex-girlfriend that throws all of the separated couples dirty laundry out for all to see. I'm not going to say I'm sorry nor am I going to try to retract what I said, because I meant it. This is more of an expression of regret for the way I handled things.

Unpacking my stuff.

I just moved and now I can't find any of the stuff I need.

A lack of originality

GODZIRRA!

I'm in the middle of moving so you only get one today.

He wants to be like me I guess

WEEEEEEE!

I made a Facebook fan page and a twitter for this. You can find the links on the side column thingy.

My dad taught me a few karate moves when I was little to keep the bullies from beating me up. I didn't need them, my weirdness kept them afraid of me. The only thing I've retained from those karate lessons is the roundhouse kick and unless you are 6' or taller, I can kick you in the face. If you are too tall for me to kick you in the face, I can probably kick you in the throat. Remember that before you try to mess with me.

I had a dream...

and it looked kind of like this.

It was pretty badass until I woke up from a game over.

This one is more of a daydream.

And this is a fond memory. Being born with a visible birth defect and just being plain weird on top of that made for a difficult first grade experience. My parents ended up telling me this many times when I was growing up.  In fact they still tell me similar things now when I mention how I still feel like an outcast. I am who I am, and I don't need to try to be "normal."

A duck and my phone

I was pretty grumpy yesterday

This is my take on Avatar.

The reason for First Friday has been forgotten. It is a massive gallery opening. Most of the galleries in downtown Phoenix open their doors to debut that months artwork. I think some people don't even realize that it's put on by galleries trying to sell art.  They just think it's some sort of eat food from a truck with cheap jewelry vender thing. I refused to shop at the stupid street vendors. I was annoyed when I saw a lot people taking cell phone pictures of a certain piece of artwork because it was awesome, but it had not been sold yet. The most frustrating thing was seeing a guy just toss his can on the ground when we were 20 feet from a trash can.  That has nothing to do with First Friday but it's just generally douchey. Careless douche bags...

Happy New Year People

Well, I'm hungover and eating pizza for breakfast.  I had a New Year's resolution about forgetting someone or something but now I have forgotten it all.  I made another: to learn how to talk to people, mostly dudes.

Ow, my head.