Dreams can be weird

I like to talk about food

My dog is fat

Well hello dog

My dog is currently sniffing my face because I just had a snack. She is now trying to push me away from the computer so she can sit on my lap. Silly dog. This doesn't have anything to do with the doodle but I just felt like sharing what was happening while I was trying to post.

Painting the roses red

I don't get much free time

When I do have free time, I play dress up and play with my make-up. I'M A PIRATE/NINJA WARRIOR!!! 

Alright dudes and dudettes

I've decided that I'm taking the weekends off for 2 reasons:
1. I get very few views Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
2. I go out of town a lot on the weekends and it's iffy if I get internet access.

I know some of you say that those reasons aren't good enough but until you make all your friends visit this blog every Saturday, I'm not making enough ad revenue to go out of my way to post.  The upside to this is that I won't feel so pressured to post all the time and you will get higher quality posts. You won't be getting higher quality art, but maybe more funny doodles.

Thanks for visiting,
Nico

No doodle today

So here's a picture of one of the pies I baked on Sunday. It's all gone now and I am memorializing it here. I was told by everyone who got to taste the pies that they were super delicious. I used Alton Brown's pie crust recipe.  I like to use Alton Brown's recipes a lot. Everything usually comes out great.

Ears

Some people can be so awkward about these things. I understand that your curiosity could be offensive to some people but seriously? I was born missing my right ear. I had a bunch of surgeries throughout my childhood to build me an ear and try to give me some hearing. I'm still deaf on that side. Most people tell me they don't notice but they don't see me with my hair pulled back very often.

I hate laundry day

I feel like I'm always doing laundry. 

Ug, I just can't stop myself

I always get super hungry after a good workout and I always want something horrible for me.

Time to get your π on

I am way more excited for π Day than I was for any other holiday. Not many people know what I'm talking about when I mention it either. My excitement on π Day is rivaling my birthday. I'm not even getting presents, but I am handing out pies to a few of my loved ones.

I can only hope

Seriously though, I need some more time off. Why did I choose a profession where vacation pay is a rarity?

Silly dog

I don't roll in water

Oh what a beautiful morning

I love my dog. I really do.

Cereal for Dinner

You like cereal? Check out Jam Jam's Cereal Treat Adventures!

CRASH BOOM!!

Dinner plans for March

On a side note, all these phone ads on my page make me want a new phone. I don't need a new phone. I don't even have an internet plan on my phone. Nope, no new phone required here.

Sneeze, cough cough

MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!

I'm not a vegan but I love vegan treats.

I gots my hair done!

I drew something